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David continually gets mail for some guy named Tommy Sheperd who lives in apartment 2C. David lives in 5C. After a week of bills, a coupon for a noodle place down the road, and a magazine that seems to be about car racing, David brings it downstairs. Tommy ends up using the coupon to take David out. Eventually all their mail goes to the same apartment, and not due to a post office mishap

tedaltmans:

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

smallandsundry:

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palaceofposey:

Like, I don’t understand how Elves are the ~beautiful, near perfect~ race when Hobbits literally spend most of their time gossiping, eating, partying, giving gifts, drinking, and gossiping some more. I want to not be considered an adult until age 33 and go to other people’s birthday parties and get gifts and eat like seven meals a day.

punkscully:

hey, sculls, wanna break into the dean’s office?

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

danedeham:

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#and then he proceeded to use it forever and ever god bless

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

after the war, dean and seamus move in together. it only makes sense; they are bruised and battered veterans who have spent half their lives together. they’re not ready to go their separate ways just yet.

dean spends his days with luna, taking journalism tips from her and chatting over coffee. he also delves into painting, music, other arts that he never thought to explore while at hogwarts. he doesn’t know what to do with his life just yet, but he has plenty of time to find out. 

seamus, on the other hand, heads immediately into auror training and is assigned to be a hit wizard. though his job is dangerous, he is highly skilled and unflinching in the face of peril. he spends his nights on the streets chasing down criminals, and during the day returns to the flat to sleep.

though they run on different schedules, they are always hyper-aware of the needs the other may have. dean prepares dinner for seamus before he heads out for the night, and seamus repays him by picking up paints or brushes whenever he runs by an art shop. 

they are constant reminders to each other of their shared past, the war they went through, the war they survived. though they may move on eventually, for now they have all the time in the world just to live.

polkanots:

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slenderica:

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

how often do you accidentally call someone daddy that this is a legitimate problem you have?

Ko Ah-sung and Song Kang-ho, as father and daughter in “The Host” (2006) & “Snowpiercer” (2013) dir. Bong Joon-ho

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